The Goose and The Gander

yeah

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 23:37:38 GMT

well im coming home in less than 3 weeks so let the fun begin

long time

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:47:40 GMT

well its been a long ass time...lots has happen. I m now in north carolina. I am stationed at camp lejeune. I am now in the Marine corps. I like it so far..i miss all the people back home from massachusetts. cant wait to come home. well thats it for now. update later.

been long ass time

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 23:09:09 GMT

well not to much to say just left a comment in my kinda little sisters journal so i figured i would update alittle. Well lots happen. Workin on Sutton Fire dept. been busy with that applied for some new jobs need money. went to vermont a few weeks ago with AJ. Then me and Nora. going good. so not much else to say.

I don't know why I act the way I do
Like I ain't got a single thing to lose
Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
I got a life that most would love to have
But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad
At where this road I'm heading down might lead
I guess that's just the cowboy in me

i was down so i looked at this...

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 01:45:44 GMT

1. You know cool words like "fatty", "spitter", and "lipper"

2. You dip when you're depressed.

3. You dip when you're happy.

4. You've probably spent close to 750 dollars on 20 oz. bottles of pop only to see it poured out in the Campus Parking lot.

5. You trim your fingernails in a specific manner to better facilitate the opening of a can.

6. Your dip collection is the pride of your dorm room.

7. You have a log of dip in your fridge at this instant.

8. The term "The Big Dipper" has no astronomical meaning to you at all.

9. You once hooked up with a girl, only to comment to your friends how much her breath mints made her taste like Spearmint Skoal.

10. You once made a girl cry for spilling your can of dip.

11. Once, after a friend poured his heart out to you about why his life sucked, you replied with: "That sucks. . . . .Wanna dip?" and it made him feel better.

12. More than once, you've gone hungry in order to have money for more dip.

13. You answer the question "Got any dip?" with the questoin "Am I Breathing?"

14. You have knowingly watched a guy you didn't know drink your spitter, loogeys and all, only to laugh as he puked in the sink.

15. You have dipped a half a can at one time.

16. You dipped in physics class only to spit in dirty beakers.

17. You've spilled a can of dip on the ground, but took a pinch off the pile before admitting the can had been lost.

18. You can pack a can to the tune of Stairway to Heaven.

19. You have engaged in masturbatory exercises while dipping.

20. You once sent an email to a buddy that consisted only of the word "dip" repeated over and over.

21. The afore-mentioned email meant a lot to your friend.

22. You cried when you thought you were giving up dip forever.

23. You once tried to quit and almost made it 72 hours without a dip.

24. Your ideal death would be "Death By Nicotine".

25. No matter how much you've done it, a hatred of smoking still burns red-hot deep inside you.

26. You've been kicked off an academic sports team for dipping.

27. You gain tremendous joy from making freshmen on your wrestling team dip.

28. You have once been awakened merely by the smell of dip in your room.

29. You brain instinctively tunes out a female voice speaking the words: "Eewwwww. That's nasty."

30. You watched the World Series just to see which pitcher had the biggest dip in.

31. If you meet a guy for the first time, no matter how big of a dick he is, if he's dipping, you think to yourself, "He can't be that bad."

32. When a friend mumbles to you, "Mmmmmm, mmmmmm." You understand him clearly to say, "Please, good friend, hand me my spitter."

33. One time, a guy you hardly knew gave you a free can of dip, you told him you loved him, and you meant it.

34. Your opinion of a zoo rests entirely on whether it posesses kodiak bears.

35. In a drunken stupor, you once had a conversation with the Bear.

36. You re-wrote the lyrics to Candle in the Wind to dedicate the song to Kodiak.

37. Your mom bought you dip for your 17th birthday.

38. At one time or another, you were kissing your girlfriend and thinking whether or not you had any dip in your car.

39. Your girlfriend threatened to leave you because you dipped.

40. You called her bluff.

41. One of your most treasured memories includes sitting on a log in the woods behind your high school baseball field dipping Skoal Classic with one of your best friends.

42. News of a new kind of dip gets you all riled up for two weeks straight.

43. You own a cuspidor solely because you and your friends dipped your asses off for two months.

44. You have once said this: "Damn my lip hurts. Anybody got a dip?"

45. You once dipped Cougar because it claimed to be dip.

46. Your girlfriend once gave you and your buddies a bunch of free dip.

47. Your intense fascination with Diamond Dallas Page can be traced to your subconscious association of the letters "DDP" with "DIP".

48. Your dentist told you to stop dipping.

49. You didn't listen.

50. Once you were stung by a bee, so you held a pinch of skoal cherry to your face.

51. You have Freudian dips, I mean slips.

52. The worst, most fucked up, depressing, sucky, butt-fuckingly horrible day can be fixed by a fatty.

53. You once woke up and said outloud: "Today feels like a mint day."

54. You constantly gripe about the cost of spitters.

55. You get great satisfaction from seeing a dipper on TV and shouting "He's dipping!" before your friends do.

56. You have an unhealthy fantasy where you lick a dip off of a girl's nipple.

57. You once spit on the floor in Radio Shack.

58. At your batchelor Party, you are guaranteed 4 things: the guys, beer, tits and dip.

59. You view the day you lost your virginity and the day you first dipped in the same context.

60. You consider dip one of your friends.

61. You survived a weekend of building a physics project by drawing energy from dip and an intense hatred of your physics teacher.

62. You used to fake dumps all the time so you could dip in the bathroom at school.

63. You never have to ask a friend to dip with you more than once.

64. You swear you've heard the Bear growl at you before.

65. You once said, "It's too big."

66. A man who can swallow while dipping gains your utmost respect.

67. You dreaded having your wisdom teeth removed because it meant not dipping for a few days.

68. People all over the nation know you solely as The Dip King.

69. You once 69ed while packing a can of dip.

70. You hung out at the Kwik Shop until Midnight on your 18th birthday just to buy a can of dip as soon as you possibly could.

71. You have what is known as The Magic Can under your car seat.

72. On your list of things to do before you die: Dip while getting head.

73. You once told your friends to place a dip in your mouth at your funeral.

74. After losing your last high school baseball game, a group dip on the bus ALMOST made the hurt stop.

75. At one point in your life, you used to wake up and bust a fatty before breakfast.

76. Your mom brings you and your friends spit cups.

77. Your mom once gave you and your friends health brochures on the dangers of smokeless tobacco.

78. You read those brochures just to pick up more dip lingo.

79. You wondered if it is possible to literally throw in a dip.

80. If marrying dip was legal, you might consider it.

81. You vowed to yourself that if you ever see Earl on the street, you will beat all your dip out of him.

82. You make up ludicrous stories about a man named Earl who steals a dip out of your can on the production line, and sometimes catch yourself believing these stories.

83. Everytime you finish a can, a part of you dies with it.

84. You once sneezed dip on your windshield.

85. You look forward to road trips just so you can dip in new counties.

86. You once filled up a 20 oz spitter on a 3 hour road trip.

87. You also forged a note from the full spitter to the cleaning lady asking her to not throw it away in which you refered to the bottle as "A Happy Spitter".

88. You dipped in a sauna for no reason.

89. You constantly ask yourself, "Why am I not dipping?" only to immediately alleviate the problem.

90. You believe that a dip shared with your buddy is more meaningful than the deepest of conversations.

91. You get added, secret enjoyment from calling someone a dip-shit.

92. You're last name is Hanig.

93. After witnessing a friend accidentally take a swing of his spitter, you actually did "feel his pain".

94. You almost caused a massive car pile-up trying to read a Copenhagen Billboard on the interstate.

95. One of the reasons that your friends love to have you around is so they can watch you tilt your head back and hock up a loogey until you look like you're gonna die.

96. You once won an award for your dipping ability.

97. You honestly believe that High School would have been ten times better if it was called High Skoal.

98. You said the word Skoal out loud to see how it would sound as a name for a son.

99. You once pledged your love to a dip.

100. You often have dreams where you are dipping.

101. You play baseball.

102. You once bit a dip out of the can.

103. Out of every one hundred words that passes out of your mouth, one of them is "dip"

104. You can't remember all the times you said, "This dip is kicking my ass."

105. You made your little brother Scotty dip.

106. You freak out at the slightest hint of a buzz.

107. You can place events of your senior year in high school using what flavor of dip you were dipping at the time as a guideline.

108. You weren't too happy with your baseball coach for a week after he told you you couldn't dip during the school ball season.

109. You anxiously await the arrival of the new Skoal Outfitter's Catalog.

110. Your theory of Six Degrees of Separation: Every thought in your head can be traced, within six steps, back to dip.

111. You have experienced extreme panic with one of your friends when the dip ran out and declared a 3:00 am tobacco search that resulted in a frenzied rush all over the house until a can was found. Futher more, during this rush, you were convinced that if dip was not discovered soon, life as you knew it would cease to exist.

112. When asked "What would you do in my situation?" You usually respond with "Dip."

113. You have on more than one occasion typed "dip" at the Yahoo search engine.

114. You frequently greet friends by insisting that they "Bust a fat dip."

115. Your motto is "A friend with dip is a friend indeed."

116. You brought dip to your physics teacher's house.

117. Your left hand is subconsciously constantly checking to make sure no one pick-pocketed your can.

118. You once harrassed a high school cheerleader at a basketball game for an entire half because she hid your can the weekend before.

119. You were captivated for several innings how spit seemed to dissappear on the green carpet in your baseball dugout.

120. You once ate a sausage biscuit with a dip in.

121. A girl has dipped simply because of your influence.

122. You design your own webpage (courtesy of Iowa State University) about Skoal.

123. You're dipping right now.

124. Every time you go on break at work you go in the break room and all you can think to yourself when you look around is "Fucking Smokers"

125. You have gotten so good at dipping that your girlfriend doesn't even know you have one in when your doing the wild thing.

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 22:27:39 GMT

You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you realize what you had

And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago
Who told me
Just hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling to tightly, you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in

It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such
To overprotect her, to love her too much

Don't let her slip away
Sentimental fool
Don't let your heart get in her way
yeah, yeah, yeah

You see it all around you
Good lovin gone bad
And usually it's too late when you realize what you had

So hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling to tightly, you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in

So hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
You're gonna lose it
You're gonna lose control
Yeah yeah yeah

So hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
You're gonna loose control

Hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tightly to her,
You're gonna lose control
Yeah yeah yeah

fuckin toe

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:43:16 GMT

yeah just had my toe operated on. now i wanna die..so much god damn pain. fuck this.

try it

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 13:48:23 GMT

AM I:

1. Quiet or loud?:
2. Short or tall?:
3. Weird or original?:
4. Cute or sexy?:
5. Nice or mean?:
6. Friendly or selfish?:
7. Normal or special?:
8. Smart or stupid?:
9. Boring or fun?:
10. Attractive or unattractive?:

DO YOU THINK I'M:

1. A psycho?:
2. Athletic?:
3. A nerd?:
4. A slut?:
5. Ghetto?:
6. A Bitch?:
7. A Player?:
8. Two-faced?:
9. Obnoxious?:
10. Immature or mature?:

JUST SOME QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think I'll get married?:
2. If you do, who do you think I'll marry?:
3. When is my birthday?:
4. Who is my best friend?:
5. What song (if any) reminds you of me?:
6. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?:
7. What animal am I most like?:
8. If you could re-name me, what would you call me?:
9. Have you ever had a dream about me?:
10. Do you think I'm a virgin?:
11. If you could give me anything, what would it be?:

PERSONAL: (you don't have to answer this part if you're
of the same sex)

1. Am I (physically) ugly, average, decent, good-
looking, beautiful, or hot?:
2. Would you ever kiss me?:
3. Have we ever kissed?:
4. Would you ever consider being my boy/girlfriend?:
5. Do you ever think about me off-line?:
6. If we spent a day together, where would we go &
what would we do?:
7. If you could describe me in one word what would it be?:
8. Do you or did you ever have a crush on me?:
9. Do you wish we were closer?:
10. Do you love me?:

11. State your completely honest opinion of me here:

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:12:27 GMT

ahh havent done this thing in awhile but yeah not much new. Been partying alot lately. Its senior year have fun. IM only here for like 6 or 7 months so why not live it up. Have as much as fun as you can. Pretty sketchy kids been with lately waking up at 3 am with sean killams arm around me so yeah. People taking dumps on others cars. that was pretty funny but. Saw Friday Night Lights with Jason monday good movie had a log in all thru the movie. well im gonna go find a survey or something to do. leave a comment or i will blow up your house.

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 17:59:01 GMT

yeah been awhile again..alot of people have been acting stupid it pisses me off. and people being immature your fucking 17 act it. I dont know what much else to say im pissed off about all of this. its monday and no school tomorrow go back to week 2 of senior year..lets see how this week is. you know i thought senior was gonna be fun and a waste of school time. but i was let down its just like any other year except this is our last year at school. and one less day until i ship out for the Marines. 2 days after graduation so i figured I am gonna have as much fun as i can this year and i just dont care anymore about stupid shit. lifes to short to be pissed and upset at things.so who the fuck cares.i better get a parking spot this year i will be pissed. i am just blabbing on in this thing but no one else to talk to so. well im gonna go find somehting to so cya later. leave a comment.

been awhile

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 13:35:49 GMT

well its been awhile...alot of shit has happen..out of school and shit. it was a good year yet bad for my personal life. well last week i was in an accident at work a tree was dropped on me. came close to dieing. thank god i just have a broken leg and messed up back. I cant sleep cause the pain but its better than dead. i went to milford hospital by ambulance. never experienced that before. im out of work for 5 months was discharged from the Air Force so my life is pretty much over. cant do shit anymore. it was pretty scary to have a 300 lbs tree fall on you and knock you out. so i sit home now and dont do shit. it sucks big time huge cast on your leg cant move. good pain killers tho. well nothing else to say for now but maybe later....

You don't realize what you have until it is gone...look at your life and realize it now, cause some of us will be gone soon...I feel so ill that I feel like banging my head against the wall...

well if dalio does it......

Wed, 26 May 2004 12:13:40 GMT

01. Who are you, what's our relationship?:
02. How and where did we meet?:
03. What's my middle name?:
04. How long have you known me?:
05. Tell me one good thing about myself?:
06. When you first saw me, what was your impression?:
07. My age:
08. Birthday:
09. My favorite band at the moment:
10. Color eyes:
11. Do I have any siblings?:
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?:
13. What's one of my favorite things to do?:
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
15. Describe me in 3 words:
16. Name 5 things I love:
17. Do you think i'm good looking?:
18. How would you describe me to someone?:
19. Would you ever date me?:
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
21. What do you like most about me?:
22. If we could spend a day together, what would we do?:
23. Have we ever gotten in a fight?:
24. Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years?:
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
26. What do you think my weakness is?:
27. Do you think i'll get married?:
28. What makes me happy?:
29. What makes me sad?:
30. What reminds you of me?:
31. If you could give me anything, what would it be?:
32. When's the last time you saw me?:
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stonger/weaker or staying the same?:
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?:
35. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?:
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?:
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?:
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?:
39. Would you make a move on me?:
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?:

Wed, 26 May 2004 00:26:50 GMT

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

why not

Mon, 24 May 2004 23:53:36 GMT

FIRSTS

First best friend: Corey
First car: 94 Chevy Blazer...only to ruin it
First real kiss: well....
First break-up: only remember good stuff
First screen name: dynobiker31
First self purchased album: Metallica-and justice for all
First funeral: Grandfather
First pets: Teddy
First piercing/tattoo: Ear and Nut
First credit card: None
First true love: Danielle
First enemy: Matt A
First big trip: Bermuda
First music you remember hearing in your house: Country
LASTS

Last cigarette: Long time ago
Last car ride: few hours ago
Last kiss: Danielle
Last good cry: its been awhile
Last library book checked out: whats a library???
Last movie seen: Black Hawk Down
Last beverage drank: Lemonade
Last food consumed: Pasta
Last crush: hahaha........well
Last phone call: Patty dukes
Last time showered: this morning
Last shoes worn: adidas piece of shits
Last item bought: 357 magnum
Last annoyance: god damned cat
Last time wanting to die:
Last time scolded:

i n f o r m a t i o n
01. name: Jake

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
01. who are your best friends? Danielle, Sam, mother goose, j bone, papa schaff, patty dukes, AJ, dalio, brendon, AL, Dan, John, Kate, Big LOU, Jason...few other
02. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yeah

f a s h i o n | s t u f f
01. where is your favorite place to shop? CAT
02. any tattoos or piercings? Not yet

s p e c i f i c s
01. do you do drugs? Not anymore
02. what kind of shampoo do you use? N/A
03. what are you most scared of? Losing people that mean alot to you
04. what are you listening to right now? Cold Heart Bitch
05. who is the last person that called you? Keith
06. where do you want to get married? US Air Force Base
07. how many buddies are online right now? alot
08. what would you change about yourself? The way I think...

f a v o u r i t e s
01. color: Blue
02. food: Pasta
03. boys' names: Jason, Sean
04. girls' names: Jocelyn
05. subjects in school: 221
06. animals: dogs
07. sports: Wrestling (high school) fishing
08. perfume: ?
09. cologne: ?

h a v e | y o u | e v e r
01. given anyone a bath? umm?
02. smoked? yeha...
03. bungee jumped? No
04. made yourself throw up? once
05. skinny dipped? yeah
06: ever been in love? yeah
07. made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yes
08. pictured your crush naked? Who hasn't?
09. actually seen your crush naked? well kinda
10. cried when someone died? Yes
11. lied: Yes
12. fallen for your best friend? kinda in a way
13. been rejected? haha alot
14. rejected someone? yeah
15. used someone? I try not to
16. done something you regret? Yes

c u r r e n t
clothes: jeans, socks. thats it
music: letters from home
make-up: nadda
anoyance: When will this thing end?
smell: my ass
favorite artist: no clue
favorite group: Garth
desktop picture: MAA Picture
book your reading: none
dvd in player: FMJ
color of toenails: normal

l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Mother Goose
hugged: D
you imed: Sara
you kissed: Danielle
you missed: my grandfather.......

a r e | y o u
understanding: Yes
open-minded: kinda
arogant: Try not to be
insecure: Not sure
interesting: not really
hungry: yeah
smart: nope
moody: yeahy
hardworking: Enough
organized: yeah
healthy: Not totally
shy: Yes
attractive: nope
bored easily: yup
responsible: yeah
obsessed: Kind of
angry: yes
sad: yes
disspointed: yes
happy: no
hyper: Not now
talkative: No
legal: No

w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill: list is long
slap: sam
get high with: dont do that
look like: hmm no clue

its been awhile....

Mon, 24 May 2004 23:28:17 GMT

well alot has happen since a month ago. First well lets see..I enlisted in the Air Force for eight years I leave June 20 2005 for basic training. Umm Yeah that was the biggest thing. I have been thinking about alot of stuff lately too. The little things get to me and just make me real upset I prolly shouldnt be mad but I am this is me. I am like this so I don't know. I think or read into things too much that is my problem then I get all stressed out over everything. And everything worries me. I guess I hold on too tight to some things. I just dont want them getting away. But yeah. Things are better now with my life. I moved to Grafton recently. whatever not like i care but. hopefully next week i can get my truck I have been waiting for a little over a week. The damn guy is on vacation..asshole. but anyways. I am gonna go for now and do some survey thing.later.I love you..

hey

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 17:27:02 GMT

well its been awhile and i will juts update quick i am in html....just got a call from air force i am going to get sworn in the air force next week. at westover air force base....so next week I will be a member of the United States Air Force. I miss danielle I havent seen her in a few days and i cant wait till this weekend.. I love you. well that it for now.

stole this

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:35:57 GMT

Survey: "If i were a..."
If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 noon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Sperm Whale

If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a sin, I'd be: Love
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: No clue
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Diesal
If I were a tree, I'd be: Oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: Eagle
If I were a tool, I'd be: Monkey Wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: No clue
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Snow
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Lizard
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Drum Set
If I were an animal, I'd be: Deer
If I were a color, I'd be: Blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: No clue
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Corn

If I were a sound, I'd be: Diesal Truck starting up
If I were an element, I'd be: Oxygen
If I were a car, I'd be: Crown Vic
If I were a song, I'd be: Falling for you-SoCo
If I were a movie, I'd be: Backdraft
If I were a book, I'd be: Marine Sniper
If I were a food, I'd be: China Food
If I were a place, I'd be: Texas
If I were a material, I'd be: Rubber
If I were a taste, I'd be: Garlic
If I were a scent, I'd be: Diesal
If I were a religion, I'd be: Catholic
If I were a word, I'd be: Poop
If I were an object, I'd be: No clue
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: History
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Donald Duck
If I were a shape, I'd be: Pentagon
If I were a number, I'd be: 31

ME
Whats your name? Jake
What does your name mean? Well no clue but form John Wayne movie Big Jake
How old are you? 17 almost 18
How old are you mentally? Older How long does it take you get get ready in the morning? 10 minutes

SLEEP
Do you dream at night? Yes
Do you remember your dreams? Yup.....all of them
Describe one? well met a girl thought she was grand ,fell in love found out first hand, went well for a week or two then it all came un glued. What time do you go to bed usually? 10
What time do you wake up normally? 5:30
What time do you wake on weekends? Same as week. Doyou find waking late nice or annoying? Depends

School
Do you like school? Nope
Why/why not? Cause school is stupid
What's your favorite subject? History
Do you have a fave teacher? Nope
Ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? Math

FRIENDS
Do you have heaps of friends? Kinda
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? More guy
Do you ever get annoyed at any friends? Yeah
Have you ever lied to a friend? Yeah i Have
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope

FAMILY
Do you like your parents? Nope
Ever run away from home? Not really
Ever thought about it? Yup
Do you feel your parents spoil you? Nope
Do you not get along with any of your family? Nope just my grandfather but he's expired
Do you have big family get togethers ever? Not anymore

RELATIONSHIPS
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
If so, are you in love with them? YES
Do they love you? I hope but i think yes
How long have you been together? well
Most romantic thing theyve ever done for you? Don't know just being with me
Do you have a crush? well
If so, are you in love?
Do they know you like them?
Is it serious or playful? Serious I think
How long have you liked them? Awhile
Ever done something stupid to impress them? Umm Not that i can think of
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? What the hell is that????
Do you find it romantic or hurtful? If I knew what it was I could tell you
Even know what it is? Nope

RELIGION
Do you have a religion? Nope
Do you practice it i.e go to church? Nope
Do you believe in God? Kinda
Jesus? No
Satan? Sure met the guy
Heaven? Ummm
Hell? Yeah
If you died tomorrow what do you beleive will happen to you? Go to hell.
Does death scare you? No FEAR False Experiences Appearing Real

MORALS
Have you ever been drunk? Yes
Taken drugs? ....yeah
Stolen? Kinda
Shoplifted? Not in a long long time
Tried to commit suicide? ........
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend? ....
Gotten into a fight? Yup
Are you more innocent or guilty? Innocent
Would you date a drug addict? Nope
Have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict? Yeah
Are you racist? .......
Are you discriminatory to anyone? .........
Have you been a hypocrite in the past? Yeah
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? Depends

MEDIA
Do you watch tons of tv? Not really
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? Few times Do you listen to the radio often? Yup alot
Do you read the newspaper? Yeah
Do you read magazines? Yes
Are you a couch potato? Not really
Do you use the internet too much? Not really

MUSIC
Whats your fave style of music? Rock
Do you play an instrument? Drums and Guitar
Do you sing? Sometime
Whats your fave bands? alot
Why? I like them
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year: No clue cant remember

PERSONALITY
Are you funny or serious? Both
Creative or not? Not
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? No Clue
Are you outgoing or shy? Depends
Are you lazy or active? Active
Have you ever been hyperactive? No
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? No

LOOKS
Are you happy with the way you look? I guess
What would you change? Some stuff
Do you wear makeup regularly? Of course
Do you have a large wardrobe? Not really

MONEY
Do you have a job? Yes
Do you like it? Yes
Are you a saver or a spender? Both
Do you work hard or slack off? Work hard now
Have you ever been fired? Nah
In trouble at work? No
Made a major mistake? Yeah
Ever had money stolen from you? Yes
Are you always broke? Kinda

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
Your all time most embarassing moment? There is alot
Ever embarassed yourself and pretended nothing happened? Yes
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? Yeah
Ever said soemthing really stupid? All the time
Ever snorted while laughing? Don't think so
Ever fallen off a bed? All the time
Ever sleepwalked? Yeah
Ever sleeptalked? Yup

I will update later hopefully

someone

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 23:59:00 GMT

post anything that you want, and post it anonymously . anything; a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, your opinion about me -- anything. be sure to post your comment anonymously and honestly. then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say...

why not

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 16:36:38 GMT

Name: Jake
Nicknames: Jiggy Jake, Big Jakey Jr., Jiggaboo
Birthday: 12-19-86
Hobbies: alot
Screen Name: leatherneck144
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
Natural Hair Color: brown
Who do you love/like: friends and especially Danielle

--Favorite--
Number: 31
Color: blue
Place: keiths house, franklin high school
State: Texas
Country: US
Book: Marine Sniper
Game: don't know
Drug: ether
Condom: TROJAN MAN!!
Movie: Blackhawk down, Top Gun. Backdraft, FMJ, DRC
Store: Amazing Superstores.
Person: Danielle, J-Bone, Patricia Keith
Magazine: Field and Stream, Hustler
CD: Garth Brooks
BoyBand/Singer: nope
Internet activity: AIM, Porn thats about it

---Do You---
Cut urself: nope
Pick your nose: sometimes
Lick urself: damn right
Whine a lot: just bitch
Yell a lot: yes anger mangement
Hate a lot of people: ahh
Have too many friends: never have too many friends
Want to die: not really
Believe in after death: nah
Go to church: no
Love school: its a complete waste of time
Have a bf/gf: yeah
Have sex: well now thats non of your business
Smoke: nope
Do drugs: nope
Wear dark colors: at times
Try to be different: not really..i try 2 be myself
Have any peircings: nawww
Break bones a lot: fingers, toes, arm, leg alot of them
Watch porn: all the time
Dye your hair: nope
shave strange places: legs for wrestling

---Have you ever----
Kissed someone: yes
Had sex:
Frenched someone:
Given oral sex:
Attempted suicide: nope
Killed someone:
Been raped: yeah I have
Shopped for condoms: sure its fun
Smoked: ....yeah
Gotten Drunk: couple times
Worn rainbow: fuck no I am not a fudgepacker
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: o yea
Left the country: yea
Had a party with over 30 people: yeah
Taken nude pictures: might of
Taped yourself having sex: all the time
Stolen something: maybe
Broken a bone: yes
Ran away from home: didn't make it
Burned yourself: yeah
Caught something on fire: yeah my body by accident
Cheated on someone:
Wanted to cheat on someone:
Fell in love online: well not really
Asked someone out: uh yes
Been dumped: yeah
Dumped someone: ...yeah
Had a dream then the next day it happens: yeah
Called a porn hotline: yup

Pick One:
Cat/Dog: dog
White/Black: white
Hot/Cold: hot
Far/Near: far
Water/Land: water
Kiss/Sex: kiss
Online/Phone: phone
Beer/Book: beer
Novel/Poetry: novel
Music/Silence: music

--Dream Mate--
Short/Long Hair: long
Tall/Short: tall
Preppy/Dorky/Druggie: just not a druggie
Freckles/No Freckles: freckles
Hair Color: ...red....sorry auburn
Hat/No: no
Fat/Thin: umm thin
Makeup/No Makeup: suuure
Dressy/Casual: both
Holding hands/Holding 'other body parts': both

~LAST PERSON~
You Touched: J-bone
You Talked to: Pat
You Hugged: Danielle
You Instant messaged: Sam
You Yelled At: umm..my mom
Who Broke Your Heart: ehhhhh...

~FAVORITE~
Food: anything
Drink: h20
Shoes: steel toe work boots
Candy: swedish fish!
Song: that summer -GB
Vegetable: Korn
Fruit: apple

~ARE YOU~
Understanding: at times
Open-minded: at times
Arrogant: can be
Insecure: umm
Interesting: at times
Hungry: alot
Smart: kinda
Moody: at times
Childish: yeah when i want to be
Independent: yes very
Hard working: if i want
Organized: yeah
Healthy: yeah....
Emotionally Stable: recently i am
Shy: at first.
Difficult: at times
Attractive: hah right
Bored Easily: yeah
Messy: nah not really
Thirsty: yeaaa
Responsible: yeah
Obsessed: yeah kinda
Angry: yeah
Sad: yea sometimes
Happy: yeah now
Trusting: D and good friends
Ill: ?
Talkative: dont get me going
Legal: sure
Original: in sume ways
Ignored: yea i think i am alot
Reliable: yep
Deep thinker: yea too much alot
Self-disciplined: i guess
Sleepy: at night
Lonely: yes

~WHO DO YOU WANT TO~
Kill: there is a list
Slap: a few people
Get Really Wasted With: haha
Tickle: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....D
Look Like: not to many people
Be Like: don't know3
talk to: Danielle
Talk To Online: J-Bone

well its about time

Thu, 25 Mar 2004 12:58:51 GMT

so much to say. well start at monday worked then proceeded to franklin, stole papa schaffs car and yeah thats about it. then tuesday school went to AJs then picked up some worked. then went to go see the best person ever went for ice cream. Had the best time with her. It just felt so good to be hanging out with some one i really love.but yeah anyways. wednesday went to docs then went to drill took off alittle early and sorry i fell asleep been tired lately. so now its thursday. one more night till shitty night then the weekend hopefully it all works out for saturday cause i need to see you bad. I am out. I love you.

part of the shitty mix cd cold heart bitch

stole this

Wed, 17 Mar 2004 18:10:46 GMT

bored so here we go

Black or White?: white
Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
Simple Plan or New Found Glory?: NFG
Blink 182 or Sum41?: 182
Benji or Joel?: Neither
Xmas or Chanukah [sp?]?: Christmas
Bananas or Apples?: Apples
Birds or the Bees?: Bees
Guys or Girls?: Girls
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips?: Nips
Night or Day?: Night
Books or Tv?: Tv
The Sims or Rollercoaster Tycoon?: The Sims
Habbo Hotel or Cokemusic?: what the hell are these?
Milk or Soy Milk?: none
CDs or Radio?: CD
Kittie or Manson?: Cats
Nirvana or Metallica?: Nevermind
Ozzy or AC/DC?: Ozzy
Gay or Straight?: Straight
Death or Life?: Both
Pink or Purple?: Purple
Britney Spears or Xtina?: nope
Rollercoasters or Water rides?: Rollercoasters
N'Sync or Backstreet Boys?: Children Of Dalio
Eminem or Sean Paul?: Mike Bates
50 Cent or Ja Rule?: half dolla
Hilary Duff or Death?: Duffy
Disney or Nickleodeon?: parents don't allow me to watch these channels
Trading Spaces or Changing Rooms?:
Adam Sandler or Chris Farley?: Adam Sandler
Chicken or Beer?: Both
Dogs or Cats?: Dogs
Goth or Punk?: Goth
Mice or Rats?: Rats
Sony or Panasonic?: Sony
DVD or VHS?
Waterskiing or Snowskiing?: In the navy
HBO or Showtime?: HBO
MTV or Fuse?: No Thank You

Green or Brown?: green
Pierre or Joel?: ??
AIM or MSN?: AIM
Email or IM?: IM
Gold or Silver?: Silver
This or That?: That
Light or Dark?: Dark
Cubed or Crushed?: Crushed
Windows or Mac?: Windows
Bzoink or Quizilla?: ?
Cheerios or Cocoa Puffs?: puffs
Chocolate or Vanilla?: KKK
Nike or Addidas?: Addidas
Basketball or Football?: wrestling
A or B?: B
Kindergarten or Preschool?: 11th grade
Multiplying or Dividing?: addition
Past or Future?: Future
80's or 90's?: 80's

Have you ever?...
slaped someone: Yep
gotten slaped: Yep
gotten ran over: kinda
got bit by a dog/human: Both

This or That?...
Mt. dew or dr. pepper: dr. pecker
taco bell or wendys: Both
boy or girl: Girl
dog or cat: Dog
Phone or in person: In Person
sex or no sex: Sex
tall or short: Short
fat or dumb: Neither
movies or tv: Whatever

Do you beleive in...
abortion: Sure
gay marrages: nope we are the bay state
ghost: kinda
god: Not Him Either
supersticions: No

Random Questions...
Whats your fav. color: Blue
are you single: yeah....
Has a friend ever made you cry: un answered
have you ever gotten in a fist fight: yup
are you gay/bisexual: Ask Justin Dalio
do you like this survey?: Nope, Just Bored
how old are you?: 17
Do you have any animals?:
if so, what kind and what are their names:

Who is someone?...
you can trust: D
you can relate to: D
that knows you best: D
that you would like to fuck: hmmm well one guess

what is ur full name?: Jacob D Shane
how many years have u been on the earth??: 17 and 5 months
what is the first thing that comes into mind when u hear the word poop?: the FOOT
what is the first thing you notice about a girl?: few thing
who do you hate most in the world?: well not as many as before

how do u think the world will end?: a nuke

what is ur favourite cheese?: no clue

Now then, this is about ur friends...
who, in your opinion is the sluttiest?: Mother Goose
who is the funniest?: Dalio, Brendon, Sen, D
the most fun to be around?: all
the grossiest?: Foot
the smelliest?: Foot
the cleaniest?: D
the most hated!?: fuzzy

Now we are going to find out some more random crap about u?
If u was stuck on a desert island for the rest of ur life who would u take?: Sen and D

what is ur favourite drink?: JD?
food???: Taco Bell
clothing make: Don’t Matter
tell us three things that people do not know about u?: Some other time
do u eat soup with a straw or a spoon?: Spoon
what is ur favourite film?: Full Metal Jacket
what do u want for christmas this year?: no clue
do u have poop conversations and enjoy them: yes
lalalalalal what is ur all time favourite song?: 45
all time favourite telly program?: Boobwatch I mean baywatch
what is the most annoying thing something can do?: There’s a lot of things

here we go

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 18:09:17 GMT

ok well after foot surgery which no work for a week gonna suck cause i have no money but. friday i didn't really do anything just watched Top Gun by myself. then i woke up saturday to get an oil change then i got my piece of shit car inspected cause it was due last month. so it passed. then I proceeded to bellingham to see my grandfather. he died two years ago. we were extremely close and shit so i just sat at his grave for like 2 hours thinking and just being there felt like he was there talking to me but it was weird. then i went to some stupid thing at night. sorry we couldnt do anything saturday night. then i proceeded to dans house for jake shane weekend. it was fun i guess. but we won't be there for awhile so anyways pulled an all nighter woke up next to justin which he was just about naked and i was just wearing a thong. so that kinda freaked me out but its all good. sorry my love dalio. but now sunday was the best day in a long time. went to wrentham to visit the best person in the world hung out for quite a few hours wish it never ended. i love you. the best time ever. then went to explorers then didn't get home till 10 pm. I was and still am extemely tired but it was ALL worth it. now its monday last period and no teacher so i am gonna take off little early. well im out.

I close my eyes
only for a moment
and the moment's gone
all my dreams
pass before my eyes a curiosity
dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind

Horsey Sauce

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 00:15:45 GMT

well after a hell day at school cause of my foot i went with goose,corbin,and brendon to arbys in Auburn good time with the Horsey Sauce then proceeded to the Auburn mall and caused hell. Now i am back in upton or hell whatever you want to call it. I just feel like nothing is goinging my way anymore seemed it was now its just i don't know. like everything is going against me. whatever...hopefully we can do something this weekend..oh yeah forgot to say i bought a red _ _ _ _ _ at hot topic for a special occasion coming up. you will have to wait and see it. it will be good. but yeah now i must go fix my foot and make a phone call maybe.

damn it

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 14:40:06 GMT

well its now thrusday i am just out of it. my foot is killing me and i don't know alot of mental shit just thinking about. Thanks for talking last night. you just don't know how i feel about you. I beleieve you in everything you say i just really miss being with you and everything. yeah well feel like crap so this is it for now.

I went to work for her that summer
A teenage kid so far from home
she was a lonely widowed woman
hell-bent to make it on her own
we were a thousand miles from no where
wheat fields as far as I could see
both needing something from each other
not knowing yet what that might be
till she came to me one evening
hot cup of coffee and a smile
in a dress that I was certain
she hadn't worn in quite a while
there was a difference in her laughter
there was a softness in her eye
and on the air there was a hunger
even a boy could recognize

I often think about that summer
the sweat the moonlight and the lace
I have rarely held another
when I haven't seen her face
every time I pass a wheat field
watch it dancing with the wind
although I know it isn't real
I just can't help but feel
her hungry arms again

well now

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 15:11:22 GMT

yeah well this weekend ended great best one i had in a very long time wish it never ended. but hopefully there will be many more times.but yeah now to monday taco night that was great had a very good turnout 25 people or so? first i pick up mother goose at his wifes house then proceed to corbins house where he knew we were picking him up. well he wasnt there so we waited in his drive way for quite a long time. then we left. taco night went on then then and then alden rob mother goose and the gooses wife as well as dipping goose made a run to the moonshine mobile and yeah then we put lars in a shopping cart and i push him with my car doing about 35 mph and hit the brakes and we watched him go. to the curb and fly. that made my night. then comes tueday i found out i am having surgery on wednesday so miss some work some school all good.well now its wednesday im am sitting next to b-bob Brendon and lynn fun fun.i am leaving in about 45 minutes so its all good. well iam leaving hope this big thing works out for me i need it bad.

TACO TACO TACO

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 23:51:47 GMT

well i am just about off to taco night with everyone i will see you all there..